A man approaches an ice cream van & asks, "I would like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."

The girl behind the cou nter replied, "I am very sorry, sir, but our delivery didnot come this morning. We are out of chocolate."

"In that case," the man continued, "I will have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."

"You donot understan-d,sir," the girl says. "We have no chocolate."

"Then just give me some chocolate," he insists.

Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell van as in vanilla?

The man spells, "V A N."

"Now spell straw as in strawberry?

"OK. S-T-R-A-W."

"Now," the girl asked, "spell stink,as in chocolate."

The man hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no stink in chocolate."

"That is what I have been trying to tell you!" she screams.